Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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