Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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