you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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