it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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