And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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