If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
either way he was missing a nipple.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
My bed smells like the plague
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