yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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