hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
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Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
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You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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