should my penis look like a turkey
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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