That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
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oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
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If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
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