we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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