At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
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