He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
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How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
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Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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