i just google imaged poop.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize
