I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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