did you get engaged???
Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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