So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
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This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
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i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
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