Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
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He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
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Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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