He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
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my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
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We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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