No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
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