i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
then he tried to convert me to islam
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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