THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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