Buhtt sex?
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
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When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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