Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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