Me too!
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
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