Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
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