I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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