no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
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its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
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IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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