he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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