Well apparently he's into motor boating.
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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