its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
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