Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
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