I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
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eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
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I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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