are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
we should paint friendship bongs
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