talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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