how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
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i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
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One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
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