I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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