I didn't shave. On purpose
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
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Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
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He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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