Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
Randomize
