The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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