It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
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