So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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