i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
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She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
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I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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