Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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