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I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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