i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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