Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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