He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Porn is love you can see.
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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