So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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