He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
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