Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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