I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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