loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
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The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Less talking, more tequila
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
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Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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