May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
Four minutes until I can fart!
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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